Hello! My name is Nichoelas Bort Broda and this is my biography.

I was born on a Grey-Hound bus in Connecticut and abandoned at a fire station in New Jersey. How do I know this? Because I have a great memory! Phenomenal comprehension, hindsight, intuition, you name it, I got it baby! Anyways, my earliest memories involve adventuring around and meeting strangers.

When I was a young lad I met this guy behind this abandoned building I used to graffiti in. His name was Heffley Jennings, quite an odd fellow but he told wise tales of his travels across the Gulf of Alaska in search of crabs. He was apart of an important mission. Armed with a camera crew, Heffley was apart of the elite team of Deadliest Catch Crab fishermen. I have always wanted to be a crab fisherman since I was 8 years old. Sadly I have scoliosis so I would not be make a great seaman. Alas, I am here today writing this bio.